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Marina Mofford's avatar

Would absolutely devour all of these, especially Jules’ substack. I would also add Josie Geller to this list. Our girlfriends of the 90s/early 2000s 😍😍

Kara Wood's avatar

It would probably be called “Josie Grossie” 💛

Marina Mofford's avatar

And I would devour every word of it 😂🫶

Charlotte Stephens's avatar

Ha, I love this. I'd definitely read a My Best Friend's Wedding blog – maybe even one from Kimmy, too? Sally Allbright would be a good one, though it would be all breathless download of words, no edit, so might be hard on the eyes but at least we'd know what's up with her and Harry. Cher Horowitz for friendly fashion. And both women from Death Becomes Her, for reasons I don't think need explaining.

Kara Wood's avatar

Ohh Sally Allbright! So good. Cher’s could be called “Rearrange Some Things” or “Sporadically Speaking.” Bethany and I both watched the trailer for “Death Becomes Her” last night and will be reporting back. Looks 👌🏻. Thanks for your additions, Charlotte!

Charlotte Stephens's avatar

Sporadically Speaking would be perfect. OMG if you haven’t seen Death Becomes Her, you must – it’s the most random and brilliant film.

Bethany Bell's avatar

Cher Horowitz, two tardies! Brilliant addition. Also, I miss admit I have not seen Death Becomes Her— adding to my list asap. Thank you!

Stephanie Freed's avatar

Granted it's TV and not a movie, but Clarissa Explains it All was just made for SubStack. 😂

Kara Wood's avatar

Oh this is such a great addition!! And fun fact: when I was growing up, people always told me I looked like Clarissa. I don’t see it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks for reading and commenting!!

Wendy Lenz's avatar

My family has a similar imagining - creating Hallmark movie plots and titles. Like: "Black Double Diamond Love" - a lonely widowed millennial corporate executive mom with a precocious 5 year old encounters a hot ski instructor when she takes a wrong turn and crashes into him, breaking his arm.

Bethany Bell's avatar

Let me know when this book drops! 😂