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Ororo Munroe's avatar

Not a mom, but that comment about traveling through a secret clearing had Narnia/"Spare 'oon" vibes all over it. I think Azlan would've made a great soccer referee. LOL

Bethany Bell & Kara Wood's avatar

Love the Narnia comparison, Ororo! So accurate. Thanks for reading!

Kuleigh Baker's avatar

This was laugh out loud funny! The Chick-fil-A budget is too real.

Bethany Bell & Kara Wood's avatar

Thank you, Kuleigh, glad you liked it!

Sandra Ann Miller's avatar

Not a mom (soccer or otherwise), but #4 and #5 are great rules for life in general. xo

Bethany Bell & Kara Wood's avatar

You’re so sweet, thanks Sandra Ann

Jon (Animated)'s avatar

Love number 5. Great advice and a great piece.

Bethany Bell's avatar

I heard someone talking trash in firehouse the other day about another parent that said “though” twice in their parent group chat thread. I thought to myself “Oof.. better step up my proofreading game.”

Stephen D. Sowards's avatar

This was very interesting! I know nothing about soccer either 🤣